shhh

"Mom, Mom," he says,

and I say "Shhh!"
"Mom, mom," he whispers, "why don't we empty out the lotion bottle and wash it out, and then put milk in it. So then, in the morning, we don't have to spill milk everywhere, we can just pump it out."
(makes squirting motion with forefinger)

I learned a new hair-do on this website. So now I look pretty for the webcam. 
God bless the inventors of Skype.
J. says I look sad. Well duh.