The universal curse for a man you hate.
I sincerely hope his testicles shrivel up and fall down his pants leg onto the crosswalk one day while he's crossing the street. Then, the shriveled testicles should subsequently be run over by a city bus. Then, surprise surprise, the rest of him can fall into the abyss, by way of stepping into an uncovered man-hole, while he's looking back in amazement at the demise of said shriveled flattened testicles. The look on his face would be priceless.
How to break up with someone you didn't know well.
"Even though you are adorable and in the short time I've known you, you've been very companionable and kind and gentle and your behavior around me has been impeccable, there have still been little red flags, tiny ones, that popped up in my head, and they're my flags. They're flags based on my own past experiences. However, this last week you kinda stripped naked, donned a big red cape, and streaked across the football field of love."
3 comments:
uh-oh.
i'm sorry.
Oh no!Those aren't current problems, those were old things I thought were funny and resurrected. I'm trying to find enough stuff in old blogs to write a book!
oh good! i was hating your bf and i didn't even know him!!!!
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